How Toxic Are You?

A few days ago I was walking near Grand Central Station and someone handed me this flyer that said "How Toxic Are You?" So I looked at it and took the quiz on the way home.

1. Have you felt fatigued now and then for no apparent reason? (yes)
2. Do you sometimes feel "wooden" and lifeless? (yes)
3. Have you ever experienced "drug flashbacks"? (no, unfortunately)
4, Do you feel less alert than you used to? (yes)
5. Do you sometimes get a feeling of light headedness or a feeling of being "spaced out"? (yes, I can barely finish this quiz)
6. Do you feel irritable without reason or cause (yes, what are you getting at?)
7. Do you have less energy and vitality than you used to? (yes)
8. Do you find it difficult to get excited about people or things (yes)
9. Do you feel anxious and you don't know why? (yes)
10. Do you have trouble reading or trouble learning new things even when you are interested in them? (yes!)

Wow, that's 9 out of 10! So when I turned it over, it says that since I answered yes to 8 or more questions, I could be experiencing a case of severe body pollution, which could be clouding my thinking! OMG! But I may have to go to the church of Scientology to find out how to detox myself. I'm not sure if I need to go that far. I'm betting it's because I need to get laid.